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DaHjaj Hol 111015 hard and fast! #tlhIngan #tlh

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Hello, and welcome. You’re listening to DaHjaj Hol, your daily dose of Klingon language. I’m your host, Lawrence Schoen.

Well, it appears that we’ve wandered into another Proverb Day. I don’t know how this keeps happening, but I know what I’m going to do about it. I’m going to give you another glimpse into the collective wisdom of the Klingon people, by way of the following proverb. Ready? Here we go:

tIqIpqu’ ’ej nom tIqIp
Hit them hard and hit them fast

Something to keep in mind the next time someone points out that “Han shot first.”

I’ll be back tomorrow to pummel you with some more vocabulary. Why? Well, because qo’mey poSmoH Hol.

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